Twenty First Century Aladdin

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Yay for the titles from “Up in the Air.” The more I think about it, this is what I want to win for Best Picture! I’m assuming it’s going to “Avatar” or “The Hurt Locker” but it would be really nice to see this one could out of nowhere!

Please make sure and keep track of the time that has elapsed since you put your clothes in the washing machine. I used to wait until you came back, then I only waited five minutes, now, if the timer says zero, I’m not afraid to just take the clothes out. Do you really want a stranger touching all of your clothes? You live in a dorm now, not your mom’s house. This means that almost 200 other people have to share the same four washers and dryers as you, so please be courteous.

Thanks,

Someone Who Has Lived In The Dorms For Three Years, Andrew

When you are taking a test, always, and I repeat, ALWAYS WRITE DOWN SOMETHING. Putting down absolutely nothing is one of the stupidest things that you can do. As a teacher, I want to give you credit for taking the test, but if you put no effort in, you are not going to get anything. And even if your answer is completely wrong, it will probably give me a chuckle and then I will be in a better mood, therefore giving you more credit later on the exam.

Thanks,

An Experienced Bullshitter, Andrew

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I can never pass an opportunity to share pictures of elephants with the world!

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This would make a kick ass t-shirt. I would buy it in a heartbeat!

This is probably one of the best SNL skits that I have ever seen. It’s actually really funny by itself, but what puts it over the top is the laughter from the cast. I think the skits are always funnier when they break character and laugh, but this one is so amazing. I love Kristen Wiig!

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“You Make My Dreams” by Hall & Oates

I have heard this song the last three weeks more than any other because of (500) Days of Summer. For this conference that I’m helping to plan we are planning to do a roll call and a lot of the people who are involved want to do the dance from that movie. It would be really awesome, but we are not the best dancers. If you don’t believe me, YouTube: University of Arizona IACURH 2009 Roll Call. I can only imagine the shit show that would happen if we tried to dance like Joseph Gordon-Levitt.

I am not good at studying at all. I have a Marketing test tomorrow morning and I’m feeling pretty confidant about it, but you just never know with the first tests.

Well, hopefully it goes well…it should because the Popener told me I’d do good on all three of my tests this week!

I just hit 6000 songs on my iTunes and with this post, I have hit 1500 posts. What great accomplishments for February 7, 2010!